Let's work on your timing, mmmkay?

Ok, my little bean. I thought we agreed you wouldn't make me puke? Maybe it was a one sided conversation, but I took your silence as agreement. Looks like you broke your end of the deal little one. So how about for next time we work on your timing, mmmkay? Don't wait till mommy's buck nakid in the shower with face wash in her eyes to say "Hmmmm, now would be a fun time to puke!". It so wasn't a fun time. Sorry kid. When you're older, you try vomiting with soap in your eyes. Or don't. I'll save you the hassle and tell you right now it was miserably painful. Then as I'm wiping soap from my eyes round 2 struck. This time I was able to yank the shower door open and aim in the general direction of the toilet. I hit the floor. They say the third time's a charm. If you were just trying to help me get some target practice in, thanks. I actually made it in the toilet the third time. I guess this marks the end of my 25 year vomiting dry spell! Love, mommy

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